My #GoSwans Tweets: Melbourne Demons (26 April 2014)

Some of my best (or, is that worst?) Tweets from the Swans vs. Melbourne game!

Melbourne were good tonight. That's good for footy. #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Headband getting in Derickx's way! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

THE AUSTRALIAN OF THE YEAR! MIRACLE MAN!!!!!!! MANUFACTURER OF GOALS!!!! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Hey, Melbourne kicked a goal! Sydney should try to do the same! What tactics Roosy is employing!!! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Horse needs to schedule a few extra kicking practice sessions this week! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

This Australian of the Year is a decent footy player! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

McGlynn!! Finally an accurate kick! Nice feed from Goodes and Ben makes no mistake! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Channel 7 coverage dipping to shocking new lows tonight. Juvenile stuff, and that's me being nice! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Does the guy who punched Buddy get off with nothing? If it was the other way around, there'd be hell to pay! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Pretty rough when Horse needs binoculars to see the game! Get the man a flat screen!!! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Brian Taylor disgracing himself again tonight with his biased commentary! #goswans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

My doppleganger Ted Richards looking machine-like on the MCG tonight! Primed for a big one! #GoSwans #AFLDeesSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

Peter Parker with the spidey senses and the first goal of the game! Nice snaaaaaap! #AFLDeesSwans #GoSwans

— Andrew Kitch (@akitchener) April 26, 2014

My favourite Re-tweet:

@TitusOReily Entire Melbourne side ran over to Salem to ask him what it feels like to score a goal.

— John Separovich (@FreoSeppo) April 26, 2014